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How Much Is That Doggie In The Window
If you want someone who will bring you
the paper without first tearing

it apart to remove the sports section.

then buy a dog.

If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you.

then buy a dog.

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite
as good as his mother made it.

then buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want.

then buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football,
and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies.

then buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet
and whom you can push off if he snores.

then buy a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care
if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word
you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually.

then buy a dog.

But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness


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Then Buy a Cat!!

Now be honest, you thought I was going to say....then marry a man, right?
Courtesy of www.bandononramp.us

How Much Is That Doggie In The Window

How much is that doggie in the window?
The one with the waggely tail 
How much is that doggie in the window?
I do hope that doggie's for sale.

I must take a trip to California 
And leave my poor sweetheart alone 
If he has a dog he won't be lonesome 
And this doggie will have a good home. 

How much is that doggie in the window?
The one with the waggely tail 
How much is that doggie in the window?
I do hope that doggie's for sale.

I read in the papers there are robbers 
With flashlights that shine in the dark 
My love needs a doggie to protect him 
And scare them away with one bark.

I don't want a bunny or a kitty 
I don't want a parrot that talks 
I don't want a bowl of little fishes 
He can't take a goldfish for walks.

How much is that doggie in the window?
The one with the waggely tail 
How much is that doggie in the window?
I do hope that doggie's for sale.